Thursday, April 16, 2015

For my breast not to fall, No breastfeeding for my kid - Coozy Orjiakor

The infamous breast hawking and brandishing self acclaimed Nollywood and music diva (only God knows what she sings) have once again declared to the world the love and adoration she has for her set of gigantic mammary organ resting obtrusively on her chest. stating that she wouldn't be breastfeeding her kids so as not deflate her over-gauged mammary ballon. Coosy took to her facebook page recently to tell her fans how grateful she was to God for given her the greatest asset of her life, her boobs. In her words: “ I am so grateful to God for this lovely boobs. Though sometimes they are such a burden. The load gets big but I love them” she says. “ In ten years my boobs will still be firm and good because I will use sucker to pull the milk for my kids. No direct sucking. No breastfeeding” Then as a teaser to her male fans she went further to say: “OMG My boobs fell out again yesterday at TBS.  I was so shy of myself as a guy helped package it for me “ I guess the guy must have used a crane or something to lift that weight. If she like make she use cow milk (nunu) feed her children. Na her go carry them when them turn imbeciles. Well, who go like make him business centre fall? I don't sha blame her.

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